"sheateawholepie" was a rumor started about me in middle school. One of my "friends" told the popular crowd that she witnessed me eat an entire pie. Coupled with the fact that I was taller and slightly bigger than the other kids, the rumor took hold, and for a week, a
lifetime in middle school, I was taunted, teased and humiliated.
At the time, I was beyond consoling. But now that I'm in my thirties, I don't know a single person who hasn't eaten a whole pie, pizza, cheesecake, gallon-tub of ice cream, etc.
Having "sheateawholepie" as my go-to internet handle (It's also my email, Facebook and Email addresses and blog.) just reminds me to keep things in perspective... what may bother me today will likely be trivial tomorrow.
