Parkin.
Cadbury Flake, and by extension, Dairy 99.
Ploughman's Lunch, with a huge stanky wedge of Stilton.
Walker's Ready Salted Crisps. Yes, I know they're technically the same as Lay's Original...but they're different!
Nice big thick chips with malt vinegar and salt. Our fries are too skinny!
And a great big glass of Montepulciano to wash it all down. (I could probably get that anywhere, but I'm not drinkin it without him. :\\\'( )
British beef and ale pie, slopping over with onion gravy. (Even if I could find it here, it couldn't possibly taste as good as it did at The Red Lion in Avebury.)