IA: Halfway through my shower, I remembered that I left my shopping out and in that bag was salmon. I gasped when I realized because the last time I left something like that out, the cat got into the bag, pulled the meat out and ate through the packaging and ate a good portion of it.
So, I jumped out of the shower and ran downstairs wet (of course!) and with no clothes on, but.....
UP: The cat was sitting peacefully on the sofa, and the salmon was intact, thank goodness!