IA: Man, that Cillit Bang stuff is no joke! I touched some by accident and I think it immediately started eating my flesh.

Plus I just about choked on the fumes! That sh*t is caustic, man!
UP: My bathroom has probably NEVER been cleaner.

UP in general: nearly our whole house is, like,
spanking clean. I think aliens invaded our bodies, as this never happens.

Plus I bought a new air freshener, some new tea towels, and a few other things which really improved the details. Our home is so fab today! And now we get the whole weekend to enjoy its sparkle.
