This relative's house is a real gem.
From the outside, it looks great. Stepping in, you are greeted with a peach, textured hallway with red plush flower patterned wall to wall carpeting (this is a theme). There are prints of creepy anthropomorphic cats. They were done by a mental patient. They look like it.
The front room could have come from the set of Life On Mars. In fact, my DH and I played a drinking game once - one drink for every time we saw something on the show that was also in her house. I'm surprised neither of us wound up in casualty. It is wood paneled, red carpeted, gold knick-knacked nightmare.
The downstairs bedroom (also red carpeted) used to be known affectionately as Turquoise Hell. The walls were a shade of turquoise which *glowed*. I wish that I was exaggerating, but I am not. Couple that with the red carpet and fuchsia, flower patterned curtains and this was quite possibly the most assault on the senses I have had since I had front row tickets at a death metal concert.
At the back of the house is the (you guessed it, red carpeted) dining room. This room has textured walls. They used to be a deep forest green - charming with the red carpet - but are now the same shade of peach as the hall. So yes, peach textured walls, red carpet, gold curtains, and more Life on Mars 1970's set dressing.
The kitchen has orange lino floor. I do not kid.
The downstairs bath has green carpet. I have no idea where that came from, given the outpouring of red. Carpet in bathrooms is bad enough, this is dark green carpet. It goes so well with the bile-green fixtures and tile.
Upstairs it gets a lot better (except for the continued red carpet). The walls, mercifully, are white and non-textured. The front bedroom has pale yellow walls and more red carpet. The other two bedrooms and upstairs bath are the only rooms in the house that are a rest for the senses!
I wish I had photos. It is a treat.
