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Daily Mail-o-Matic
« on: September 04, 2009, 03:59:52 PM »
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #1 on: September 04, 2009, 06:07:46 PM »
I played this for about 5 minutes, and the best I came up with was "Are Feral Children Hurting Middle Britain?"  I expect that will show up in the Mail before too much longer  ;D

Thanks, Chary!
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #2 on: September 04, 2009, 06:27:28 PM »
OMG I LOVE this!!!

IS THE LOONY LEFT STEALING THE IDENTITY OF BRITAIN'S FARMERS?

HAS FACEBOOK CHEATED YOUR PETS?

WILL LESBIANS DESTROY YOUR MORTGAGE?

Honestly I'm laughing so hard I'm crying a little!!!
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #3 on: September 04, 2009, 10:21:58 PM »
This is AWESOME!!

HAVE ASYLUM SEEKERS KILLED THE QUEEN?

ARE PAEDOPHILES MOLLESTING BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?

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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #4 on: September 04, 2009, 10:30:15 PM »
WILL THE METRIC SYSTEM INFECT YOUR CHILDREN WITH AIDS?

WILL HOODIES HAVE SEX WITH YOUR PENSION?

ARE BRUSSELS BUREAUCRATS IMPREGNATING THE MIDDLE CLASS?
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #5 on: September 04, 2009, 10:49:27 PM »


HAS THE INTERNET GIVEN THE MEMORY OF DIANA DIABETES?

HAS THE MMR JAB MOLESTED YOUR PETS?

WILL FEMINISM KILL DRIVERS?

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVEN THE CHURCH SWINE FLU?

Thanks to the Daily Mail-o-Matic I am finally laughing non-ironically.
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #6 on: September 04, 2009, 11:27:49 PM »
COULD YOUR LOCAL COUNCIL HAVE SEX WITH THE CHURCH?

HAVE THE UNEMPLOYED TURNED DRIVERS GAY?

IS BRUSSELS HURTING YOUR DAUGHTERS?

HAS THE METRIC SYSTEM GIVEN THE MIDDLE CLASS CANCER?

HAS DUMBING DOWN KILLED BRITAIN'S SWANS?

COULD JACQUI SMITH IMPREGNATE THE QUEEN?


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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #7 on: September 05, 2009, 12:59:39 AM »
HAS DUMBING-DOWN HAD SEX WITH HOUSE PRICES?

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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #8 on: September 05, 2009, 10:49:24 AM »
HAVE TEACHERS GIVEN YOUR PETS CANCER?

IS ALISTAIR DARLING TURNING HOUSE PRICES GAY?

WILL THE NANNY STATE DESTROY CLIFF RICHARD?
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2009, 11:08:21 AM »
I had a feeling you'd all enjoy this!  ;D
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #10 on: September 06, 2009, 08:19:11 AM »
COULD EU TURN BRITAIN COMMIE BY TAKING AWAY ITS LIGHTBULBS?
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #11 on: September 06, 2009, 08:58:06 AM »
Got one that almost makes sense:

HAS TEENAGE SEX IMPREGNATED YOUR CHILDREN?
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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #12 on: September 06, 2009, 01:08:25 PM »
COULD FILTH ON TELEVISION TURN HOUSE PRICES GAY?

HAVE GAYS GIVEN CLIFF RICHARD DIABETES?

WILL THE P.C. BRIGADE SCROUNGE OFF BRITAIN'S SWANS?

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Re: Daily Mail-o-Matic
« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2009, 07:30:40 PM »
Quote from: Mrs Robinson on September 06, 2009, 08:19:11 AM
COULD EU TURN BRITAIN COMMIE BY TAKING AWAY ITS LIGHTBULBS?

HA!  [smiley=2thumbsup.gif]

COULD FERAL CHILDREN INFECT BRITAIN'S SWANS WITH AIDS?
WILL CHANNEL 4 BURGLE BRITISH SOVEREIGNTY?
COULD GAYS CHEAT THE MEMORY OF DIANA?
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