>>shrug<<
salad cream doesn't look like / resemble ranch dressing *to me*.
No flecks/speckles of herbs, for a start! 
It looks
nothing like salad cream! If anything, you might expect it to taste more mayonnaise-y. I actually love salad cream with every fibre of my being! It's a guilty pleasure!
(I don't think it tastes like Miracle Whip either, tbt. Miracle Whip has a nasty sugary thing going on.)

Haven't we already had a thread about Baconnaise somewhere? This is all starting to sound eerily familiar!
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ETA: I found it! It wasn't its own thread, but it was mentioned in
this pretzel thread. I knew there was no way I'd forget something called Baconnaise!
