The woman is haverin a load keech. Perhaps she should return to the surface as she looks affy peally-wally (pale). Living in caves has that effect on homosapiens. omg I just thought of something. Never mind.
...he was the group's co-lead singer, even though he could barely carry a tune in a Louis Vuitton trunk
wtf kind of comment is that? Geesh lady, give the dead guy some respect, at least in his professional life. ffs
...but it has just been revealed that he at least smoked cannabis on the night he died.
Heavy sh*t man. Is there a connection? I remember reading about the CIA monkey experiments involving cannabis. Perhaps there is a connection. I cannot seem to remember if any died as a result. Hey, I was young. Once. It was a long time ago. I think.
But what can one say about a woman (ok or man) that doesn’t like pumpkin scones. (further down column)
So much so she states:
That kind of desecration should be restricted to that mongrel upstart, the muffin.
Now that was totally uncalled for and highlighted the bampot authorass as ignorant and not so well educated as she thinks she is, as the muffin is a distinct breed belonging to the same genus,
C.akeivium, as the scone. Muffin and Scones separate into the species
M.pymgimum kuchenocco and
S.brotetum, respectively. Clearly not a mongrel. Perhaps she should have paid less attention to tarting at the Plimsoll Line (see below) and more to her studies when she was younger.
My she sounded such a sweet little angel in her younger years
I've just returned from a girls' weekend in Scotland. In years gone by, we would have been up to the Plimsoll Line in chilled white wine by 3pm and have terrorised every eligible bachelor within a ten-mile radius of our rented cottage.
10-mile radius? wow I'm just wondering why in the heck they would want to terrorise them. Surely them bachelor boys would have been scared and ran away. Or was that their intention. Just
where in Glasgow were they?
Ladies and Gentlemen, I leave it for you to decide.
See any ol’ fool can haver a load of rubbish. It’s early, I’m bored. What can I say? Oh I just did
