Books I can't stand.... Well, authors:
Dylan Thomas
Anne Rice
Ayn Rand.
Thomas is depressingly tedious, boring, soporific expletive.
Rand wrote books to showcase her philosophy, which is best described as rabid anti-communism. All her characters hate each other, and rightly so because they're horrible. Who'd want to read about that? Not me.
And Rice just needs an editor to axe about 75% of the stuff she writes. We, the readers, don't (or shouldn't) need the back-story, thanks.
The above opinions are based on two of Rice's books, one of Rand's stories plus the first ~100 pages of one of her interminable books, and Thomas's Under Milk Wood together with an equally risible short story.
Bah.