Oh, and of course, I'm sure I don't have to point out that Santa always uses different wrapping paper to you guys, right?
Oh what a tangled web we weave
When first we practice to deceive

Of course. But a very good reminder/note to newbie 'santas'.
I remember once, long, long ago, I was away working over Christmas, so we arranged Christmas day when I got back, 29th or 30th. But in between that time, the exDW and first wee boy were out after Christmas and they met some friends and they asked if santa brought him anything good and he replied santa didn't come. She had some quick explaining that no we weren't evil.
After that, Christmas has always been on the 25th whether I am here or not. That is when santa will come.