They also got a FAT bill from the feds for the cost of the rescue, and everyone knows how the feds get when you owe them money.
I saw them on Wife Swap and they were both sooooo weird!
The lady was all, 'Let your children wander freely in the forest.'
Um, I wandered freely in the forests in CO for years. And it has mountain lions, some of whom did kill children on their own. Also has plenty of rattlesnakes.