Hi all,
It's devastating to hear about the widely varying processing times for the EEA residence card! I have both a US & EU passport, & my partner (a US passport holder who has been on a student visa until a few months ago) applied for the residence card at the end of January. Our application got sent back once because we'd left out something, but then a month later, they returned it again, saying that we hadn't included our marriage certificate... which we DID. When I called them, all they said was, "Oh, the document checkers probably just missed it! Just send it again! If it gets returned again, then maybe we can ask our managers to do something!" Thankfully my partner got his COA a few weeks ago, but it's horrible to think of having to wait 6 more months (or more!) before we can have our passports back.
We have a trip back home booked in a few weeks but obviously it looks like we're going to have to cancel it.
I am actually contemplating crazy shenanigans in which I fly back home on my US passport (which is still in my possession), come back, get a visitor's visa, & then when the Border Agency decides to return our passports, I leave on my US passport (to France for the weekend or something) & return on my EU passport.
I know this is most likely impossible or very risky--& I am almost positive (ha) I won't actually do it. (horror stories why I shouldn't are appreciated!) But all this bureaucratic madness is enough to make me lose all sense!!