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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #105 on: May 19, 2011, 02:20:22 PM »
My parents met at college.  A teensy, tiny, little college in the South.  For all my life I've known this and where they went to college because it's all part of our family history, if you will.  During this time, I didn't really know any more details than that. 

Today, my mother sends me a link saying that their alma mater's concert choir will be touring Scotland.  I thought "That's random, but cool."  I go to the website and have a look around and discover that the college's mascot is The Scots...  :o  Not so random of a tour, now that I know that, but I couldn't help but laugh at this funny little link between where my parents met and where I ended up.  ;D  It's just sort of bizarre and wonderful!  :D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #106 on: May 19, 2011, 02:47:20 PM »
My parents met at college.  A teensy, tiny, little college in the South.  For all my life I've known this and where they went to college because it's all part of our family history, if you will.  During this time, I didn't really know any more details than that. 

Today, my mother sends me a link saying that their alma mater's concert choir will be touring Scotland.  I thought "That's random, but cool."  I go to the website and have a look around and discover that the college's mascot is The Scots...  :o  Not so random of a tour, now that I know that, but I couldn't help but laugh at this funny little link between where my parents met and where I ended up.  ;D  It's just sort of bizarre and wonderful!  :D

Heheheh that is really cool!!!!!! I love strange links like that!
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #107 on: May 26, 2011, 12:44:51 PM »
My 3 year old nephew calls Wal-Mart, WARM FART      ;D ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #108 on: May 26, 2011, 12:50:36 PM »
My 3 year old nephew calls Wal-Mart, WARM FART      ;D ;D

 ;D How apt!
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #109 on: May 26, 2011, 01:09:47 PM »
My 3 year old nephew calls Wal-Mart, WARM FART      ;D ;D

Oh man.  That got a snort out of me!  :D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #110 on: May 27, 2011, 05:33:13 PM »
Don't ever look up How to Change a Nappy at work ;D :-[ ;D :-[  If you do, don't get caught out reading it- your co-workers will never ever ever stop taking the piss outta you and spread rumours that you're pregnant (I'm not).   
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #111 on: May 27, 2011, 05:51:46 PM »
Don't ever look up How to Change a Nappy at work ;D :-[ ;D :-[  If you do, don't get caught out reading it- your co-workers will never ever ever stop taking the piss outta you and spread rumours that you're pregnant (I'm not).  

You're pregnant!!!!?!!! OMG!!!!  :o ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #112 on: May 27, 2011, 09:21:07 PM »
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #113 on: June 06, 2011, 10:05:00 PM »
A colleague at work shaved his head with his clippers and when he went to straighten the bottom, the clippers slipped and he has a large bald patch at the back of his head. Well, we all had a bit of a giggle when he came into work but when he told us that he hadn't even looked at it yet, for some reason I just thought this was hysterical and started to laugh so hard that I couldn't stop. This caused my workfriend who sits facing me to also laugh and we ended up setting each other off for the rest of the day. It wasn't even that funny but one of us would start smiling as if we were holding back a laugh and the other would see it and it would set us off again.
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #114 on: June 06, 2011, 10:08:20 PM »
I think it's pretty funny!  I would have laughed like that too.  :)
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #115 on: June 06, 2011, 10:52:32 PM »
A colleague at work shaved his head with his clippers and when he went to straighten the bottom, the clippers slipped and he has a large bald patch at the back of his head. Well, we all had a bit of a giggle when he came into work but when he told us that he hadn't even looked at it yet, for some reason I just thought this was hysterical and started to laugh so hard that I couldn't stop. This caused my workfriend who sits facing me to also laugh and we ended up setting each other off for the rest of the day. It wasn't even that funny but one of us would start smiling as if we were holding back a laugh and the other would see it and it would set us off again.
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #116 on: June 13, 2011, 07:04:44 PM »
My mom sent me an email asking me about erectile dysfunction.

(she was hacked)

Whats even funnier, though, is that she also sent that to everyone in her office, including some people in her headquarters.
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #117 on: June 14, 2011, 12:54:44 PM »

Whats even funnier, though, is that she also sent that to everyone in her office, including some people in her headquarters.
Oh nooooo ....
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #118 on: June 14, 2011, 08:53:17 PM »
The hubster dreamt last night that we were in a house that seemed like our home, except it had French doors opening to the outside.  And someone had left the French doors open, it was pouring down rain outside & the heavy rain was getting in our house.

So he very sternly called me to the room, saying 'Someone has left these doors open!'

To which he said I calmly & logically explained why it was actually him who had left the doors open.

So then he said, 'Ok let's move on from this then...'

 [smiley=laugh4.gif]  I could totally see it happening too (except our having French doors), so it's funny he dreamt it.
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #119 on: June 14, 2011, 10:26:14 PM »
[smiley=laugh4.gif]  I could totally see it happening too (except our having French doors), so it's funny he dreamt it.

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