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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #15 on: August 05, 2010, 10:07:51 AM »
Talking to my sister and nephew I. (27 months) and niece A. (14 months) on skype last night

My parents kept in their attic this fisher price kitchen set from when my sister was a wee one - the thing is great, microwave/stove/ovens/table, all kinds of play food, etc and my dad brought it down the other day for ny nephew and niece to play with.    

My sister was telling me about how I. is obsessed with going to Grandma's house so that he can play with the kitchen.  

So I told him "I., that used to be your Momma's kitchen when she was little. And now you're playing with it."

I. says "Its my kitchen, not Momma's"

And my sister goes "Yeah I., its yours and A.'s now, but that used to be Momma's kitchen"

And he says to us "No. It's my kitchen! That's Momma's kitchen!" (turning and pointing to the kitchen in their house)

And my sister and I cracked up laughing for like 10 minutes at how true the statement was.  

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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #16 on: August 05, 2010, 12:13:18 PM »
PB- that gave me a nice chuckle!  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #17 on: August 12, 2010, 09:56:31 AM »
I like to listen to NPR live and NPR podcasts via the www
Well this morning, I needed a cheer up and motivation for working- so I was listened to "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me" -

I was sitting here cracking up laughing, working away, oblivious to anything going on around me...  Well once I finished listening- I had pulled my headphones off - and I got the strangest looks and then giggles from my co-workers- apparently they thought I had lost my mind- since I have my headphones on and I'm just laughing, loudly, apparently, to myself  :)  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #18 on: August 12, 2010, 12:42:29 PM »
While working at a museum, I overheard a co-worked contact a manager on the radio:
"There are children running around naked in the garden. Is this okay?"
I urge you to please notice when you are happy, and exclaim or murmur or think at some point, 'If this isn't nice, I don't know what is.' Kurt Vonnegut


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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #19 on: August 12, 2010, 01:13:46 PM »
While working at a museum, I overheard a co-worked contact a manager on the radio:
"There are children running around naked in the garden. Is this okay?"

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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #20 on: August 13, 2010, 03:47:02 AM »
Walking into the gym I overheard a mother telling her three year old "It just means that you don't have to be fancy to get boys to like you." The mom saw me smile and said "Just explaining a Taylor Swift song to my daughter."  ;D

Also, I was waiting on some crab cakes at work (semi-decent Italian Restaurant) and I yelled at the cook- "Hey Rudolfo, where the heck are my crab cakes- I saw you put them in the microwave ten minutes ago." The grossness of this then struck me, and I totally cracked up. 
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2010, 11:23:57 PM »
Boy just told me that his mom suggested we look into a canal boat, as in- for our housing.  It made me laugh and especially at his response "I think Sarah's family will come here and pick her up if I tell them we're to be living on a boat."  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #22 on: August 16, 2010, 07:54:13 AM »
Boy just told me that his mom suggested we look into a canal boat, as in- for our housing.  It made me laugh and especially at his response "I think Sarah's family will come here and pick her up if I tell them we're to be living on a boat."  ;D

It's my DREAM to live on a canal boat! I love them. We looked at a couple, boy thinks they are too narrow :( boy=killjoy :'(


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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #23 on: August 16, 2010, 08:30:54 AM »
Ha CB, I can just feel in my bones how cold it would be to live so near the water. ;)
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #24 on: August 16, 2010, 08:43:20 AM »
Squirllypoo lives in a boat! I think it would be amazing!!  :)
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #25 on: August 16, 2010, 09:08:08 AM »
'Farts are Great Fun!' -- or so says my 2 year old daughter!   ;D


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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #26 on: August 19, 2010, 12:57:16 PM »
DH wouldn't go buy me some milk for my cereal this morning, so I threw a temper tantrum like a 2 year old. Full on get on the floor and pound my fists. It was all pretty funny. That's what you get when you wake me up in the morning! I hope he learned his lesson!  ;D


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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #27 on: August 19, 2010, 12:58:45 PM »
DH wouldn't go buy me some milk for my cereal this morning, so I threw a temper tantrum like a 2 year old. Full on get on the floor and pound my fists. It was all pretty funny. That's what you get when you wake me up in the morning! I hope he learned his lesson!  ;D
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Re: Daily chuckles
« Reply #28 on: August 19, 2010, 07:36:40 PM »
DH wouldn't go buy me some milk for my cereal this morning, so I threw a temper tantrum like a 2 year old. Full on get on the floor and pound my fists. It was all pretty funny. That's what you get when you wake me up in the morning! I hope he learned his lesson! 

Note to self:  If K ever comes to visit, be sure to have plenty of milk in the house!
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Re: Daily chuckles
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