Daily chuckles

Goodness me PB! Just how many willies do you have to ready? 

Goodness me PB! Just how many willies do you have to ready? 

Many!!!   

Gosh! I'm trying to decide if you're very lucky or very unlucky! 

My my, PB!! 

I was looking through some info concerning our upcoming trip to Dorset, and was telling Steve about the Jurassic Coast landmark - the Old Harry Rocks.  Only he thought I was saying the Old Hairy Rocks...because (much like ferry/fairy) I pronounce them exactly the same.  He asked if that was my new nickname for him... 

And then I said - yeah, and we can also ride Tinkerbell across from Studland to Poole if you want to. 

My my, PB!! 

I was looking through some info concerning our upcoming trip to Dorset, and was telling Steve about the Jurassic Coast landmark - the Old Harry Rocks.  Only he thought I was saying the Old Hairy Rocks...because (much like ferry/fairy) I pronounce them exactly the same.  He asked if that was my new nickname for him... 

And then I said - yeah, and we can also ride Tinkerbell across from Studland to Poole if you want to. 

Snort! 

About 3 weeks ago, I was shopping in Boots with Magikalcattie (before we went to meet MLG for lunch) -- she had stayed in the haircare section & I'd moved on to look at nail polish.  A woman came up & was standing beside me (I noticed from the corner of my eye) - since she placed herself in what I'd consider my personal space, I thought it was my friend (Magikalcattie) come back to join me, so I held up a bottle of nail polish out to my side as I continued looking at the display, and said "I really like this colour!"

No reply, so I looked up & saw that it was a stranger (and giving me a funny look), upon which I said, "Oh!  I thought you were my friend!"

Another funny look and she started to back away.  To which I said, "I'm really not crazy!"

When Magikalcattie did turn up, I told her what had just happened & we were creasing ourselves laughing.  Lesson - if someone is in your personal space in a shop, act crazy & they'll leave! 

About 3 weeks ago, I was shopping in Boots with Magikalcattie (before we went to meet MLG for lunch) -- she had stayed in the haircare section & I'd moved on to look at nail polish.  A woman came up & was standing beside me (I noticed from the corner of my eye) - since she placed herself in what I'd consider my personal space, I thought it was my friend (Magikalcattie) come back to join me, so I held up a bottle of nail polish out to my side as I continued looking at the display, and said "I really like this colour!"

No reply, so I looked up & saw that it was a stranger (and giving me a funny look), upon which I said, "Oh!  I thought you were my friend!"

Another funny look and she started to back away.  To which I said, "I'm really not crazy!"

When Magikalcattie did turn up, I told her what had just happened & we were creasing ourselves laughing.  Lesson - if someone is in your personal space in a shop, act crazy & they'll leave! 

Too funny! 

Heheheh Mrs R! 

Conversation with a customer today:

C: You're not from around here?
Me: I'm originally from San Francisco.
C: I'm not from around here, either.
M: Oh? Where are you from?
C: Shropshire, England.
M: ...oh.

Izzie had a little fall and told me that she fell over. With her little emerging British accent, it sounded like she was quoting Austin Powers. When she did it again a couple of minutes later, I totally laughed. Not quite the reaction a mother should have to her slightly injured child but at least my laughing stopped her from crying.

Read something today that made me think that this thread needed a bit of resurrecting!

Now, I know it's not nice to laugh at another's misfortune...but the story, and more importantly, the photo put me right over the edge this morning! 

Man freed after getting his head stuck in bin in Aberdeen

Read something today that made me think that this thread needed a bit of resurrecting!

Now, I know it's not nice to laugh at another's misfortune...but the story, and more importantly, the photo put me right over the edge this morning! 

Man freed after getting his head stuck in bin in Aberdeen

Ahh alcohol.... 

Read something today that made me think that this thread needed a bit of resurrecting!

Now, I know it's not nice to laugh at another's misfortune...but the story, and more importantly, the photo put me right over the edge this morning! 

Man freed after getting his head stuck in bin in Aberdeen

This made me laugh lots!! And now apparently he's saying he "Lost his hat"....Yeaaaahh....Riiiggghht!! Haha!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19790191

This made me laugh lots!! And now apparently he's saying he "Lost his hat"....Yeaaaahh....Riiiggghht!! Haha!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19790191

Oh gosh, I'm laughing all over again. Bucket heid!!! 

My conversation with my husband today:

Hubby: How are you this morning?
Me: I'm sad! My Magic Bullet died a horrible magic death today!
H: (Long period of silence...)
M: Hun? Still there??
H: Yeah...Soo...Are you really telling me you broke a vibrator today??
M: (in tears laughing) NO!! The Magic Bullet is our blender with the inter-changeable parts remember!?! I use it to make my morning health shakes!
H: OHHH!!! I was a little worried for a second there!

I love him!