Guys, I just received some horrible news...
I'm going to be stuck with my wife for the rest of my life, AS HER VISA WAS APPROVED TODAY!!!!!!
Visa app done online: 21/8
Biometrics done: 23/8
Visa mailed: 28/8 using priority mail through USPS
Not sure when they received it as they didn't feel it necessary to email us when they got it, but just got the approval email!!!!
Thank you to EVERYBODY on UKY, you're all fantastic, this board has kept me sane all these months.
I cannot thank Webyj enough in particular, words fail me. She has been our visa guru from the day we decided to start researching how to go about getting a visa, until this absolutely fantastic, life changing day. Yes we did our own research, but without Webyj's reassurances and patience we surely would have spent very much longer (and probably spent a lot more money - we'd have been scared into using a lawyer or visa service) than we eventually did. So thank you so much Webyj, you've been a rock for us (and me especially) during this very nerve wracking time.
You were right, we didn't need to worry at all. (: