Need to vent. Went through Heathrow a couple weeks ago with zero problems. BF and I just returned from a long weekend in Spain via East Midlands. I got GRILLED. EMA must not see much action on the foreigner front. I have to admit I do throw up alarms...visiting for 4 months, unemployed, yada yada. Fortunately I had my bank statement and return itinerary to US...oh and the BF

She approved me to stay in the country until my flight in August.
There were a couple curious questions that made me believe she was a rookie I.O., and frankly frustrated me:
IO: how long have you known each other?
me: 1.5 years
IO: You have been to the UK many times in the last year.
me in my mind: "Yes...that's how relationships work"
me in reality: Yes, to visit him
IO: after you go to the US in August are you going to come back to the UK? (she was basically wanting me to say "im never coming back")
me in my mind: "Theoretically yes, if I ever want to see my bf again"
me in reality: I will come back next time with a visa as I'm starting the process when I return home.
I behaved myself. I just think I got a power tripper.
Moral of this post: ensure you have your documentation, think twice if you're contemplating leaving the country and returning without a visa, practice your yoga breathing in advance to calm yourself down!