Hi Santa! Thank you (and Mrs. Claus and your gainfully employed elves) for all your hard work--you are an inspiration!
This year--no cheap waxy dark chocolate, no dishtowels, (still have ones from two years ago unopened in the pack!), no candles, and nothing with glitter on it. What I really need under the ol' Chanukah Bush is money! You know, as they say in Yiddish--GELT. Oy, but that's asking a bit much, I think....