Why is it that some Americans think that it is so uber cool to pretend that they are from the UK?
My US friend is going to Israel soon and I commented on her facebook jokingly that 'since she is going to be in the neighborhood, she should come and visit England
' Some guy, who pretends to be from Ipswich, missed the joke and said, 'though I love my country, she should visit Israel.'
Argh! How I wish I could be bothered to leave a snarky message to the tune of 'well, at least some of us have actually been to England...'
This guy has never been to England in his life. He deliberately puts on a fake accent at all times (I kid you not), and it is clearly not an Essex accent. It's too fake posh, if that makes any sense. He has probably never even heard of Essex.... Me and all of his friends have heard him accidentally utter in his unmistakable American accent while tipsy. The friend I mentioned earlier has spoken with his brother and he unwittingly admitted that they were from small-town Texas and have zero ties to England, so I doubt he has dual citizenship via ancestry.
You're interested in England. That's cool, but why be such a fake? This is an identity that he carries with him everywhere. He introduced himself to me in his 'English accent' and told me that he was from Ipswich. Yet he knows nothing of Essex and even before I moved to England, I could tell from a mile away that his accent was fake fake fake. You nut, you have never been to England and you know it