A few years ago I had a hair colour that made me look like a ginger tom.
I truly looked like my cat's mother.
And my hair had been destroyed by the stuff so badly that I had to just stand in the shower and condition it six times so I didn't have the "shredded wheat" on the head look.
I should have known - the hairdresser was working out of her front room, couldn't speak English (she was from Morocco) and used a cut throat razor to cut my hair.