I'm a bit late to the party, but I've got it now. Or its relative. Or something.
No stuffy or sniffly nose, but I'm achy like anything, got a bad headache, a deep chest cough that almost sounds like I'm trying to bark, and am soo fatigued. Oh, and a fever for two days now.
Blergh....!
I really wanted to go to work today, but that didn't happen.

I was hoping I could pull it together to get in tomorrow, but that's looking like it's not going to happen either.

And Sky is having satellite issues and I can't even watch crappy daytime telly!!!

Wah!
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