My toenail is falling off!

Not really...I think it's more my toes that look wrong. My nails just took ages to fall off then grow back properly (ewwwwwww) There isn't a whole lot doctors can do for broken toes...I ended up having them taped together for the rest of the summer. But I've broken my toes many times, so that probably has a lot to do with it. (the only bones I've ever broken!)

Okay, this is one of the funniest threads I think I have ever read.

Saf, perhaps an erotic novella centred around the theme of a helpless lass mourning her toenail?

"Toemeo, Toemeo!  Wherefore art thou Toemeo?"

"Show me the way to Toemeo..."

"Do you know the way to Toemeo?"

I shall refrain further.
Unless something more brilliant flashes in my mind.

- does anyone have any tips on nostril flare-powered sailing?

Now that would definitely smell like the sea!


Hmmm...erotic toe stories...you know, I bet I could fit that in somewhere.  I will think on that and post again later.

Thanks for the update!

Hmmm...erotic toe stories...you know, I bet I could fit that in somewhere.  I will think on that and post again later.

Thanks for the update!

I'm sure you will find plenty of demand for that!  I have this thing called Morton's toe which is when your second toe is longer than your first - mine is REALLY a lot longer, it causes tons of problems with running and such.  Anyway once I searched for it on the web and found a few erotic sites where people have asked for pictures of feet with this condition (I think they also call it Venus' toe)!  My husband was immediately thinking about how to make money off my feet...but I quickly vetoed that idea (no pun intended!)

Anyway I thought I posted this earlier but it hasn't shown up - my toenail is falling off too!  It's like half on, half off right now. I can't wait until it just comes off for crying out loud!!

Gosh, and you seemed so normal when I met you.

I have this thing called Morton's toe which is when your second toe is longer than your first - mine is REALLY a lot longer, it causes tons of problems with running and such. 

Ever see "Shallow Hal" 

I never realized I had a longer second toe until some guy at a party mentioned it to me... I had cute shoes on and he told me a longer second toe means you are good in bed. I was a bit weirded out by him looking at my toes so accept that as a come on!

but I had no idea this is a condition! well, I can just blame it all on my hallus! 

Gosh, and you seemed so normal when I met you.

   Ha ha ha little did you know the horror that is geetak....

Ever see "Shallow Hal" 

I never realized I had a longer second toe until some guy at a party mentioned it to me... I had cute shoes on and he told me a longer second toe means you are good in bed. I was a bit weirded out by him looking at my toes so accept that as a come on!

It is even mentioned in the Kama Sutra!  Indians always say it either means you're extra intelligent or, well...you know 

My thumbs are different sizes...does that mean anything? The left one is shorter, and the nail is wider and my left thumb is slightly longer and the nail looks longer....

It's genetic...my dad, several of my cousins, and my grandmother have the same thing.

I've lost toenails before, but what I noticed is, instead of growing a new toenail, the hard skin on top of the toe, just seems to form into a new toenail. Like it's getting hard, and just sort of takes on it's own toenail life......kinda of like a metamorphasis.