I've been questioned when going back into the US via Newark. They say hello in a nice voice, you hand them your passport then their voice turns ugly. The potential to be polite is there... but nope. I was asked why I went there, did I have a visa to visit for so long? I had to explain that you don't need a special visa to stay up to six months. Then who did I visit, was I going to marry that person, am I in love, where am I going to move to?
Some of the questions are just so stupid. It really gets on my nerves the amount of quite nosey questions I get asked and I have to answer them. Sometimes I feel almost bullied. What other service do you really run into this kind of bologna?
I try to amuse myself thinking of scenarios of everyday places if they asked you these things.
For example at the Post office trying to mail a package or letter.
Post clerk asks you where you're sending letter/box, asks your relationship to this person. Do you see them often? Do you two have a relationship? Are you getting married? *Opens letter or box* Reads contents. Sorry, halfway through this letter the writing seems different. Oh, your hand got tired you say? Hmmph, I'm sure it did. You put 2 x's and 2 o's by your signature. I thought you just said you were friends!? I see you're sending them the Tesco brand chocolates over say Thorntons. Well, I guess you might just be friends. Carry on...