I'm going to cry.
What exactly is a "hipster"?
Erm, it's sort of a hard thing to describe to someone who hasn't seen one. It's a subculture centered in places like Williamsburg/Bushwick, Brooklyn and Portland and San Francisco. They were the first to adopt things like skinny jeans and often wear vintage clothing. A lot of what they wear is kind of ugly or unflattering, which they wear "ironically." They often have lots of visible tattoos. They are often involved in creative professions and stereotypically they are often said to live off of trust funds (although this isn't necessarily true). They're the kind of person who likes super indie bands and gets upset when the music they like gets popular.
They're generally politically and socially very liberal and into things like veganism and Occupy Wall Street. They also drink terrible beer (like PBR) ironically but also probably talk about how awesome craft beer is.
Have you seen the TV show Girls? Jessa is a hipster. Hannah is a hipster. Marnie and Shoshanna not as much. Ray? Absolutely. Charlie? Basically the hipster poster child.
Hipsters are kind of a self-loathing subculture. Even hipsters make fun of hipsters and claim not to be so.
I guess I'm kind of a hipster, in some ways, although I do not dress like one (I don't even wear skinny jeans tucked into boots). But I live in Brooklyn (didn't grow up here), love liberal politics, am mostly a vegetarian, love farmer's markets/CSAs and only drink craft beer. Then again, I'm terrible at finding new bands and am happy to embrace my very un-hipster love of Springsteen, am not particularly creative and have no tattoos and would never get one. But for Bay Ridge, I can kind be classified as a hipster. Maybe.
Anyone else have a better explanation of hipster-ness? I feel like I am probably being very confusing.