Surely it was mentioned once or twice?
You know I am a secret celebrity gossip junkie, so I am much more likely at any given moment to know what Coleen Rooney wore on holiday over how many goals Wayne scored last week.
My football knowledge:
Wayne Rooney seems to always let people down.
John Terry seems to be a bit of an a-hole.
Christiano Ronaldo's girlfriend seems too young for him - like in a Leo DiCaprio sort of way.*
Italians, Spanish, Portuguese - you know, emotional Latin types - seem to pass the ball around more.
Germans crush the opponent with efficient attacks.
*not quite Cloonied, though...