Well let me ask you this (and I know you just said you get tired of answering questions).....clear air turbulence....is there no system to tell where it is?
Yes, it is definitely possible to forecast where it is likely to be, even if it can't be easily detected, because the WAFC (World Area Forecast Centre) produces clear air turbulence (CAT) forecast charts every 6 hours. (There are two WAFCs in the world - the London WAFC is in Met Office HQ, Exeter and I think the Washington WAFC is located in Kentucky, US).
I don't forecast CAT as part of my job, so I don't know the specifics of predicting it, but I use the WAFC charts to brief pilots on where the turbulence is expected to be, at what height and how severe. Generally, it occurs around the jet streams up around 25,000-40,000 FT, where the winds are strongest... therefore there is a steep pressure gradient and large changes in wind speeds between the jet core and the surrounding air, which causes turbulence to develop. There are other situations in which you can get CAT at lower levels as well though
This is actually the CAT Max/Sig WX chart issued by the Met Office this morning, valid for 0600 tomorrow morning:
http://weather.noaa.gov/pub/fax/PGSE05.PNG