Say goodbye to your little friends: Things you give up as an Expat (blog)

Well the last time I was in the US, it seemed that American commercials fell into three categories: impotence, depression, tuition for a business school that looks like a mini mall.

You must have missed the ones about feeling fresh and feminine. 

You must have missed the ones about feeling fresh and feminine. 

Well US magazines....there is always a lady leaping scissor legged out in a meadow in white tights...

It's really not my place to offer advice....but perhaps those couple of days may not be the best time for bucolic gymnastics...

You must have missed the ones about feeling fresh and feminine. 

The one that always made me giggle over how 'never gonna happen' it was, was the feminine hygiene product ad where the daughter asks "Mom, have you ever had that not so fresh feeling?" Then the mom launches into how wonderful the product is and how since starting to use it she's never had a worry.

Yeah, that is a conversation we all have with our moms. Seems they were on a swing, or the daughter was on a swing and the mother was standing beside her. It has been ages since I saw it aired.

Well US magazines....there is always a lady leaping scissor legged out in a meadow in white tights...

It's really not my place to offer advice....but perhaps those couple of days may not be the best time for bucolic gymnastics...

Don't be fooled, Sonofasailor, some of those products are so fresh and wonderful that there is nothing more any lady would like to do than go roller blading through a field of daisies with her French Poodle at that time.