BBQing is odd. Almost every culture has certain little things. I like a British sausage sort of charred on an outdoor grille. My South African friend stands out in the rain grilling voorsausage, these big swirled things he makes himself with a hand grinder.
I don't really know that much about Texan BBQ. As you are probably well aware, Texas is it's own place. Different regions do things a little differently. But I always feel better when the guy grilling has a filthy baseball cap.
Another good sign is one of those light blue work shirts with a name patch above the breast pocket. Like a mechanic would wear. The name should be Bo Bo or Earl. Tyler is not a good name for a rib shack cook.
The blue work shirts just make me think that in the back of the shop he's fixing up an old chevy or something and he does the Rib shack on the side! haha I had BBQ not that long ago and I'm nowhere near sick of it, unlike Tex-Mex... *raises umbrella to avoid the outrage*

But nothing else works on a s'more!
Also agree about the dry cakes. I really miss American donuts. I haven't seen too many places in my area which do just a simple glazed donut so I usually end up buying Krispy Kreme ones.
Baked Beans for breakfast?! And only Heinz ones (I had a British friend who would not believe me when I said that Heinz was an American brand), no variety of different flavors.
Come to think of it, trying to melt a piece of Dairy Milk to sandwich it between a marshmallow and two pieces of graham cracker would be a task and a half full. Oh and I don't believe I ever had anything like a Graham cracker before coming to the States. I'm sure they sell them in Britain now? I saw the dreaded Hershey in Asda when I went back last March!
Yeah, UK bakeries donuts are usually the cake donut kind. I am NOT a fan of cake donuts and when I tasted an American donut for the first time, I was reminded of these donuts I had from a bakery in Torquay when I was a kid, pure heaven! Light, glazed deliciousness.
Yes, my Wife always makes fun of the British habit of having everything on toast. Beans on toast, Egg on toast, Spaghetti on toast, Cheese on toast. We love toast.
I miss a toasted bacon sandwich too. Back bacon is SO hard to come by over here. The streaky bacon that's common over here suffices sometimes but nothing beats back bacon.
But I'm sure you're all sick of back bacon, aren't you?! hahaha