*ahem* So anyway. (That was barely UK -or- Yankee!)
I'm in a bit of a spot because I can't stop thinking about fixing this, but every time I look at the official documentation, my eyes glaze over. I feel like I should have a stiff drink to calm down before I even crack the guidance notes for this stuff, it's driving me nuts.
1. Cat B for finances seems to fall into the same trap as cat A, where it assumes 12 pay periods. It also has a caveat I don't quite understand when combined with cat D. Chris has 13 pay periods, as do 5999 of his pals at his company, the largest retailer in its class in the UK. So it can't be -that- uncommon to get four week pay. I am pretty sure it makes sense to do cat A, have the employer letter state clearly that it's 13 pay periods, and also drop my US$30K savings in as supplemental with cat D just in case the ECO is having a bad day or his or her hands are tied with the math. For cat D, is there a simplified list of documents I need? I can get statements from my credit union, and I could probably goad them into writing a letter with the account creation date and so forth on it too.
2. ln reference to a couple pages ago, the requirement in his letter, "4) a brief history of your relationship (no more than 1 paragraph, including why you are choosing to live in the UK instead of the US)". The major reason is that he has fibro and needs that sweet sweet NHS health care, and very secondarily so at least one of us can stay close to our parents -- his are in Wales while I already live two timezones away from mine. I'm not sure if that's a valid reason? I feel like if we were doing this backward and I said "I need to stay in the US so I can stay on Medicaid," the INS officer would just slap me.
3. Also in reference to that list, I am a little confused about the concept of including IM messages without any message content. Are there examples kicking around somewhere maybe? IM has been our major form of communication (still figuring out how to extract call logs from Google Hangouts, and somehow dig up Skype logs from before that switchover) and we have several thousand pages worth of conversation, but I don't really understand how they could be useful without them seeing we were talking to each other like lovers. In that respect all of the bits of proof are kind of .. arbitrary and mystifying. Not that I'm trying to pick a fight with city hall.
4. Are these numbered lists helpful to you guys? They -- and you -- have been extremely helpful to me, to keep this stuff straight, since it's never quite just one question.