Ah yes, it was Smelton. It was received by Sheffield March 2. Decision email came May 11! A bit faster, even!
Completed biometrics: Feburary 21
Received an email stating "Your application is currently being prepared for consideration by an entry clearance officer": Feburary 25
Sent my docs: February 25
Package was marked delivered by DHS: March 2, 2017
Decision has been made email: May 11, 2017