Oh KFDancer, you will 'love' this!
In addition to the woman who was completely broken-hearted that her adult son was moving out, there is another woman...
She is 52, and getting married for the first time. Nice. Lovely. I'm pleased for her. But at that age, you know... have a wee bit of dignity, right? No, she's doing the whole hen-do thing including hot-pink tu-tu skirts, hot-pink deely-bopper antenna things, the black t-shirts with some sort of hot-pink logo printed on, penis-shaped paraphernalia, and it's all happening over a prosecco-fuelled weekend in Benidorm.
My god. It's awful enough when the young ones do that, but when you and all your fellow hens are in their late 40's-early 50's? Positively cringe-worthy. I would rather die.