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Re: mascara out of boxes and eggs out of the fridge!
« Reply #75 on: March 16, 2018, 01:03:34 PM »
Here's one!

I was driving through Jimbo's part of North Carolina one time and there was a sign that said "Mens' Activity Center 5 Miles". Then one that said "Mens' Activity Center 2 Mils" (they had spelled 'miles' wrong - because of the poor quality of the local education system).

But anyhow, two miles later I see a morose goat tied to a lamp post.

A recycled Welsh joke?

We don't have sex with goats in NC, we need them to eat the kudzu.


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Re: mascara out of boxes and eggs out of the fridge!
« Reply #76 on: March 16, 2018, 01:05:54 PM »
I have! Mine also sings queen haha


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How do you get Siri to do that? 

If you ask her to tell you a story a bunch of times, she'll tell you a long, dark, strange story of her origin.


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Re: mascara out of boxes and eggs out of the fridge!
« Reply #77 on: March 16, 2018, 01:16:21 PM »
How do you get Siri to do that? 

If you ask her to tell you a story a bunch of times, she'll tell you a long, dark, strange story of her origin.

https://www.ecr.co.za/shows/jane-linley-thomas-show/this-is-how-you-can-get-siri-to-sing-queens-bohemian-rhapsody/




For an added bonus, I'll just leave this here... : https://www.pocket-lint.com/apps/news/apple/134568-funny-things-to-ask-siri-best-things-to-ask-siri-for-a-giggle


Can vouch that asking her to beatbox is HILARIOUS.
My, how time flies....


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