mascara out of boxes and eggs out of the fridge!

Here's one!

I was driving through Jimbo's part of North Carolina one time and there was a sign that said "Mens' Activity Center 5 Miles". Then one that said "Mens' Activity Center 2 Mils" (they had spelled 'miles' wrong - because of the poor quality of the local education system).

But anyhow, two miles later I see a morose goat tied to a lamp post.

A recycled Welsh joke?

We don't have sex with goats in NC, we need them to eat the kudzu.

I have! Mine also sings queen haha


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How do you get Siri to do that? 

If you ask her to tell you a story a bunch of times, she'll tell you a long, dark, strange story of her origin.

How do you get Siri to do that? 

If you ask her to tell you a story a bunch of times, she'll tell you a long, dark, strange story of her origin.

https://www.ecr.co.za/shows/jane-linley-thomas-show/this-is-how-you-can-get-siri-to-sing-queens-bohemian-rhapsody/




For an added bonus, I'll just leave this here... : https://www.pocket-lint.com/apps/news/apple/134568-funny-things-to-ask-siri-best-things-to-ask-siri-for-a-giggle


Can vouch that asking her to beatbox is HILARIOUS.