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Re: Costco
« Reply #105 on: April 12, 2018, 04:15:46 PM »
Quote from: KFdancer on April 12, 2018, 04:12:40 PM
Hopefully XoD will enlighten us.   :D

Well I just had a look, many definitions, I didn't get past the first page but I'll just say now I know you're not talking religion when you say blessed, kfd!  ;D
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Re: Costco
« Reply #106 on: April 12, 2018, 04:23:21 PM »
Quote from: jfkimberly on April 12, 2018, 04:14:53 PM
I was thinking along the lines of 'two girls, one cup...' type of thing.  Do NOT Google that if you don't already know what it is.

WHY DID I NOT LISTEN TO INSTRUCTIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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Re: Costco
« Reply #107 on: April 12, 2018, 04:29:28 PM »
I don't know what a blessed man is...? hahaha

Quote from: jfkimberly on April 12, 2018, 04:14:53 PM
I was thinking along the lines of 'two girls, one cup...' type of thing.  Do NOT Google that if you don't already know what it is.

I wouldn't say it's disgusting in a "2 girls, 1 cup" way, but it's definitely offensive...lol

WOW this thread about Costco went downhill REAL quick lol I am so sorry everyone haha
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Re: Costco
« Reply #108 on: April 12, 2018, 04:29:50 PM »
Quote from: KFdancer on April 12, 2018, 04:23:21 PM
WHY DID I NOT LISTEN TO INSTRUCTIONS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

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OMFG IM DYING. PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THAT AT WORK! hahahahaha
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Re: Costco
« Reply #109 on: April 12, 2018, 04:31:57 PM »
Quote from: x0Kiss0fDeath on April 12, 2018, 04:29:28 PM
I don't know what a blessed man is...? hahaha


Well endowed...  good girth...  need more?   ;D
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Re: Costco
« Reply #110 on: April 12, 2018, 04:32:35 PM »
Quote from: x0Kiss0fDeath on April 12, 2018, 04:29:50 PM
OMFG IM DYING. PLEASE TELL ME YOU DIDN'T DO THAT AT WORK! hahahahaha

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Re: Costco
« Reply #111 on: April 12, 2018, 04:33:01 PM »
Oh no!  I'm sooooo sorry, KF!  Oh my gawd, I'm sorry!  I have some bleach here if you need it.  I shouldn't even have mentioned it!  It's completely not appropriate for this forum.  *shudder*  But, like... that's why I've been afraid to look anything sketchy up.  For years.
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Re: Costco
« Reply #112 on: April 12, 2018, 04:33:01 PM »
Good Lord KFDANCER, you are fearless.  I hope you didn't Google that from a company laptop.  You don't want www.twogirlsonecup.com next to your name on a server log.

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Re: Costco
« Reply #113 on: April 12, 2018, 04:34:26 PM »
I'd burn that phone before I'd put it anywhere near my mouth.
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Re: Costco
« Reply #114 on: April 12, 2018, 04:35:52 PM »
Quote from: jimbocz on April 12, 2018, 04:33:01 PM
Good Lord KFDANCER, you are fearless.  I hope you didn't Google that from a company laptop.  You don't want www.twogirlsonecup.com next to your name on a server log.

I may be joining you and a seahorse at the pub!
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Re: Costco
« Reply #115 on: April 12, 2018, 04:39:38 PM »
Quote from: KFdancer on April 12, 2018, 04:35:52 PM
I may be joining you and a seahorse at the pub!

Not if you continue to talk filth!  HMS Seahorse is sheltered lady who I am sure is baffled by all this talk.
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Re: Costco
« Reply #116 on: April 12, 2018, 04:41:36 PM »
How much does a sledge cost in Costco?  Can you get an upgrade there?
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Re: Costco
« Reply #117 on: April 12, 2018, 04:44:16 PM »
Quote from: phatbeetle on April 12, 2018, 04:41:36 PM
How much does a sledge cost in Costco?  Can you get an upgrade there?

Okay, now everyone is looking at me wondering why I'm giggling. 

A British version of a sledge is about £15 at Costco.  It is large enough for two people (adults) to comfortably ride at once.  <mic drop>
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Re: Costco
« Reply #118 on: April 12, 2018, 04:46:12 PM »
Two at once! Does it go fast too?  Quite slippery?

This thread has gone "downhill".......very quickly.........
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Re: Costco
« Reply #119 on: April 12, 2018, 04:47:42 PM »
hahahahah you guys are my people.
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