Do tell....LOL
I am game. I think that is a great idea. Annual UK Yankee Reunion and in the process help others and welcome the newbies to the fold.
One big happy UK Yankee family 
Ok so I was at Blenheim Palace on tour with my university group. There were only about 12 of us, plus 3 professors. It was my first time in England, I was about 20 years old, ecstatic and generally freaking out over the history. As the guided portion of the tour ended, the group branched out and we all went to different places. It was raining, and the palace was under construction at the time so most of us stayed away from the gardens (A decision I regret now!) I'm not necessarily a "loner" but I do enjoy exploring historic buildings and such alone because no one likes to go with me because I read every text panel XD So out of habit I went off by myself. I was strolling down one of the big covered walkways. It was pretty dark, and I saw a massive lamp above me and a button on the wall. This button resembled a door bell. So, I pressed it. The light didn't switch on, so I started walking away.
Literally 6 seconds later the fire alarm went off! Sirens were blaring all over the place, people were being rushed out of the building, etc. And of course, I'm there playing innocent asking people like "oh no what's happened?" And on the inside I was like "OMG I AM GOING TO GET ARRESTED IN ENGLAND" It was actually ridiculous.
Turns out, the construction workers had released a massive cloud of dust that somehow set off the alarms. I don't know how that's possible....but that's what we were told happened. The button didn't say anything about being a fire alarm...so I'm concluding that it wasn't me XD