Just me complaining

Oh dear, I think the boys are feeling a little left out! 

Oh dear, I think the boys are feeling a little left out! 

But there's a guy talk forum... 

Well, this is an interesting read (NSFW)
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/27/me-and-my-penis-100-men-reveal-all

2. I didn't want anything inserted into my lady parts, no thank you.

Oh, well, you might have trouble with sex then        

Did someone say Penis?  Did you guys know that our own Son of Sailor was recently profiled in the Guardian?  Look for the guy with the blue beard

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2018/sep/22/penis-extension-wanted-truncheon-in-pants-rise?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other



Phatbeetle, you are HORRIBLE

Phatbeetle, you are HORRIBLE

  Thank you Jumbo! 

Thank you Jumbo! 

Anatomically correct

Oh, well, you might have trouble with sex then        

I enjoyed when I recently had some investigation due to some newly developed lady issues.  I had an ultrasound and they needed to use the internal probe.  The woman performing the ultrasound said, "Have you ever had a vaginal exam before?"  Me, "Yes."  "Have you had sexual intercourse before?"  Me, "I have two children who were vaginal deliveries"  Her, "Oh, okay, so this shouldn't be too invasive."  I appreciate the compassion given but I am a woman of a certain age.  Seems it would be easiest to say, "Do you have children?" and then go from there.  But then I appreciate that I could be a sensitive question if struggling with fertility.  I did feel like they started from the VERY beginning though.  LOL.

The woman performing the ultrasound said, "Have you ever had a vaginal exam before?"  Me, "Yes."  "Have you had sexual intercourse before?" ........ I did feel like they started from the VERY beginning though.  LOL.

 

I  do know that is a pretty 'sensitive' type of examination, but really!?!

 It seems to me they're really dumbing down medical stuff these days. I know there is a big push to 'use plain English' - but there is plain English and there is talk to 'every adult like a 5 year old'.

I  do know that is a pretty 'sensitive' type of examination, but really!?!

 It seems to me they're really dumbing down medical stuff these days. I know there is a big push to 'use plain English' - but there is plain English and there is talk to 'every adult like a 5 year old'.

This! This gets on my last nerves! I feel like medical professionals these days are really pandering to the handholding of patients. I get that some patients are nervous, or scared, or have phobias of medical situations and that's fine - I am one of those people with nerves, but I deal with it in humor.

I had my first smear test a few years ago and the nurse asked me if I needed more time to think about the procedure and if I wanted a chaperone.  Uh, hello?  Do you really think I want someone else in here for that?  I was literally like, "Nah, that's ok. Just stick the speculum up there and let's get on with it."

She was not amused.  To be honest I was embarrassed by what I said, myself, but something about nerves with me just flicks the brain filter off.

I dunno why she was trying to play to my sensitive, delicate lady feelings.

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I registered with the NHS at the local surgery Center. Once I had the letter saying I had registered I visited the Swindon NHS  Center and went to the sexual health clinic. I met with a nurse, explained my situation, and we set an appointment. It seemed to be pretty much the same But I'm the worst to ask, as I've  never been on BC before. Based on my preferences she suggested the rod. It's Nexplanon, which is the same brand back in the States! I had a nightmare time making an appointment so I recommend if you can't catch them on the phone just go in and make one!

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