Point being, I've been confusing citizenship with ILR. Yes, ILR is my next step and the home office has indicated that I may be able to apply due to my MP getting involved defending my stupid mistake in misreading the Date Stamp. To me, coming from American, 12/01/2014 means December 12. And why (for Heavens' sake) 30 months? These seem to be intentional devices to confuse idiots like me lol = 3 years okay = 2.5 years ?? why why why??
It's 30 months because that is half of 5 years... which is the time it takes to qualify for ILR on a regular spousal visa under the new rules. And to get more money out of visa holders, instead of issuing one 5-year visa, UKVI decided to split it into 2 visas of equal length, hence the 2.5 years each. Of course, if you are put on the 10-year path, then you have to do the 5 years twice... so it's 4 visas of 2.5 years each.
Having said that, since you applied for your first visa before July 8th 2012, it should have been made valid for 27 months... which covered the old 2-year ILR qualification period, plus gave you 3 months leeway to tie up loose ends and move to the UK and still be able to live here for 2 years before your visa expired.
Which means you actually qualified to apply for ILR in late 2013 and for UK citizenship in late 2014.
The thing is that even without reading the dates wrong, you should have made sure you were aware that you only needed to live in the UK for 2 years before you could apply for ILR... in which case, there would have been no date mix-up at all, because you would have applied for ILR well before 12th January 2014. However, unfortunately, you didn't apply back when you first qualified for ILR, and then your visa expired due to the date mix-up, so you ended up on the 10-year path under the new visa rules.
This method of putting the day before the month seems completely illogical, especially if your trying to sort dates out, e.g. folders of data. You'd end up with 31 bloody folders in some months!
The US is one of only 4 countries in the world to solely write the dates this way (the others are the Philippines, the Federated States of Micronesia and the Marshall Islands)... while only 5 countries use a mixture of the UK and US date format of writing the dates (Canada, Malaysia, Nigeria, Saudi Arabia and Somalia). All other countries use either DD/MM/YYYY or YYYY/MM/DD.
The standard ISO date format is actually YYYY/MM/DD, which means that the standard folder system for sorting data is:
1 folder for the year
12 folders for the months
28-31 files in each monthly folder
And .. why military time while I'm at it ?? why do the English insist on 15:00 o'clock when anyone would be able to see it's 3:00 PM in the afternoon. lol
It's not just the UK... the 24-hour clock is the standard time format used in the majority of countries (though the UK and a few other Commonwealth countries use a mixture of both).
And it's not always obvious that someone means either AM or PM... if someone suggests meeting at 9 o'clock, that could be morning or evening, which you would then have to clarify... whereas 21:00 has no ambiguity - it's ALWAYS 9 PM.