Ok, cancelled me some tickets. The confirmation I got from American when I booked said 2 free checked if checked online bags. I finally got into the BA site and they were like nope. So I checked with American and they said that shouldn't have appeared on my screen, nope (I have a printout). Then BA wanted like 50 pounds a seat to choose seats? Cancelled.
Went with Aer Lingus. Both of us are flying to LAX for about 950 pounds total (several hundred cheaper than American/BA), one free checked bag each. I'd not wanted to use LHR, so now I'm not. We go to Dublin, spend three lovely hours we'll never get back again there in the departures hall, and pre-clear both border and customs for the USA there, and directly on to LAX. So when we hit the ground in Cali we just go pick up the rental car and skeedaddle down the freeway. Got a great rate for the car through Europcar (all the insurances included), a really good rate at the Days' Inn down the coast, and have already sent word to the homeys that we are on the way next month.
Off to buy neosporin, fish meds, and shoes.... and as many plates of Bacon Cheddar Chipotle Fries as I can get my hands on.