Secure private renting.

Q: How do I safely cross the Road?

A: Press the button on the crosstalk, wait for traffic to stop and walk across the road.

Typical answer from Sirius :  Many people don't cross the road at all, they jump the fence and attempt to have sex with the sheep in a nearby field.  If you bothered to read the Sexual Offences Act of 2004 you would know this is an offence. 
It's always abuse that gets the law changed.

Typical answers for jimbocz

I didn't do it.
I said I did it but now I don't want to talk about it, coz I'm saying I didn't do it.
Miss, can you stop people talking about it coz I'm now saying I didn't do it.
Don't use the search engines.
 

Typical answer from Sirius :  Many people don't cross the road at all, they jump the fence and attempt to have sex with the sheep in a nearby field.  If you bothered to read the Sexual Offences Act of 2004 you would know this is an offence. 
It's always abuse that gets the law changed.

I know there are SO many Welsh jokes that could be made in there but I will refrain... :p (I am saying that with love as I have heard the mother of all Welsh/Sheep jokes from my SIL's dad who is Welsh)

SoS:  13

Jimbo:  2,008,462

He just leveled up to Absolute Legend.

There is no reply that can touch his response.

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He just leveled up to Absolute Legend.

There is no reply that can touch his response.

Right? Best. post. ever!