Okay, so I’ve just gone through the application online to “fake apply”. I’m getting the same thing.
Okay, so your diploma is framed. Can you peel off the tape on the back of the frame carefully and remove it? I’ve changed out photos that have been professionally framed before, so I know if you are careful this can be done.
I’m anal retentive and have a few sealed copies of my transcripts, but I realise not everyone does this. 
Also, ABSOLUTELY no need to wait a year. After all, right now, you are unemployed. 
I AM UNEMPLOYED! THIS IS AMAZING NEWS. Breathing.
I am absolutely baffled about what to do on the English requirement. The thing is, my grandmother had the first degree framed for me as a gift, and although I am generally not a sentimental person, if I messed up, I would be so gutted that I'd rather have done just about anything else. I'd be able to cope on the one I had framed. But not the other. It's too much to bear, even if deeply irrational.
Do you think I could pay a framer to do both? Honestly, two trips to the framers sounds ridiculous as well. I'm still leaning towards taking the English test.
(I had transcripts!! I used them to get into a graduate programme!!! Because OF COURSE, like a complete pleb, I didn't think UKVI would change the English requirement rules on me.)