Jewlz - yes. My advice is don't go there!
I'll take that advice to heart!
Aless, as a fellow Texan (or if anyone else who may or may not be a Texan knows the answer, then feel free to contribute

) how do you make queso? Clearly the white man's version of Velveeta and Rotel is not possible here without ordering online, and the last time I made it here (my mom sent me the stuff) I thought it tasted gross anyway. Guess I'm off Velveeta.

Are there some cheeses you would recommend to use? I assume you could just make a cheese sauce by making a roux, adding milk, and then adding shredded cheese and tomatoes and chiles and things. Any suggestions? I'm guessing maybe a mixture of mild cheddar and red leicester might work ok.
