Googlism

a few of mine....

Apparently, I am:


a cyberchick
25 weeks along
very easy to spot in the original dublin video of riverdance
on the staff of supermodels
a small cob and dartmoor
a well known media personality and an inspirational speaker guaranteed to entertain any audience
internationally known and respected
the 14 year old boy who joins ash and misty on their adventure
scouring the country looking for people with scripts

I just saw this thread and thought what the hell...
 
I got some hilarious ones..   especially that I'm BETTER than sex!

is an expert in the field of synthetic medicinal chemistry
is my name
is responsible for the day to day operations of idc new zealand
is hoping he will this time get opportunities
is 27 years old
is a doctor
is not very happy
is a computer systems engineering student
is difficult to find
is so good
is a nice guy
is with sks as a project manager and is responsible for all the technology efforts
is an amazing teacher for many reasons

is better than sex

is from india
is an accountant
is the way he plans and paces his innings
is the ceo and president of hahc acupuncture center inc
is director of technology and an equity holder at worldcare asia
is a sharp guy
is responsible for managing the consulting practice
is an engineer by training with an extensive background in total quality
is the third generation of a well
is the author of "policy
is no wounded bird
is quiet he completely ignores him
is a young farmer cultivating arecanut and paddy under rainfed conditions in the tropical forest
is trusted by
is an mba with specialization in marketing and management information system
is also leading a team that is providing services relating to intellectual property asset management
is also a member of the open source special interest group
is about to leave his terminal when
is a resident of this techno
is no stranger to fame
is part of our ongoing commitment to provides quality driven and cost effective organization to serve our customers
is a chartered accountant and a manager with kpmg in toronto
is a formidable intellect
is one of the most brilliant chaps i have known for such a long time
is inspired; caught in the pose; caught again
is an intellectual
is the type of batsman who plays for the team
is a very intelligent cricketer
is a director of a number of private and public companies and is the president of
is leading the bunch
is a graduate in operations management from the university of auckland
is a wonderful complement to our already strong team
is the assistant farm manager of the pig farm of the kerala livestock development
is world class

Apparently I am...

a master at timing ceremonies and performing amplified Celtic harp music
performing my one-woman show "Confessions Of A Prairie b*tch"
(mostly) enjoying the adventure
a true temptress
wrong
featured in the newest issue of CosmoGirl! magazine
fun to work with
a true psychic
a graduate of Harvard University
certain there are no men left on the planet, except for possibly those in Alaska
a beautiful girl who is full of life
attempting to do the week's ironing
destined to become an agent of change and reconciliation
here
gone
still in Hollywood
as unpredictable as ever
a telepath of unspecified power level
the voice of the practicing gay Catholic
not a perky blonde with a fabulous fashion sense
available for teaching tin whistle and fiddle
not eating
attacked by an unseen creature
in a bad mood

tee is for tiger

tee is low

tee is made from 100% cotton heavy weight knit and is durable enough for a lifetime of washings

tee is often performed when your physcian wants to examine hard

tee is superior in every way

tee is made out of natural rubber not synthetic as many other tees are

tee is a relatively common procedure and considered to be fairly safe

tee is perfect for any summertime trip to the beach

tee is available in small to extra large sizes and comes in a variety of colors that include white/natural

tee is a low risk procedure that yields an enormous amount of clinically relevant information when used appropriately

tee is helpful
tee is an excellent product
tee is reserved for seniors from 9

tee is in the ground

tee is a fashionable yet practical choice
tee is fantastically versatile

tee is not indestructible

tee is one of a kind and will fit you if you have up to a 34b chest
tee is slit real low in the front and gathered together with a large sequined flower

tee is a study in creativity and playfulness
tee is just looking for the right door

tee is wet or damp

tee is available for immediate purchase directly from the artist
tee is an outpatient procedure

tee is free with your order of $75 in merchandise or more
tee is dope
tee is crafted from a ribbed spandex and poly fabric for an awesome silhouette
tee is the single most important device one can own
tee is unique
tee is behind #7 green
tee is in the upper right
tee is fastened at side with velvet bow and snaps; matching elastic waist legging creates a cozy layette
tee is awesome
tee is a forward arm tee
tee is made from superfine combed cotton
tee is under construction forty yards behind the current one
tee is merely a function of brute strength
tee is way beyond the "demo" level
tee is on the south end of the parking lot
tee is made from annually renewable corn
tee is 2 1/2" x 1 1/2"
tee is considered a breakthrough in a market which has not seen such a revolutionary development since its inception

tee is a quality controlled plant
tee is just for little kids who play tee ball

tee is a gospel hip hop solo artist
tee is placed after the hplc's dynamic or static mixer to allow for the hplc to pump and mix

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Bwahahahaha!  Thanks for the link and the laughs!   

Apparently I am...
performing my one-woman show "Confessions Of A Prairie b*tch"

ROTFLOL!!!