Back onto topic... well, back to the topic of the hijack.
Here's the cast so far. Feel free to correct me - I've listed all people mentioned as far as I can recall:
Husband: Rowan Atkinson
Wife: Lucy Liu/Zhang Ziyi/Kate Winslet/Keira Knightley
MI5 Detective: Coline Firth/Hugh Jackman/Christopher Eccleston/Toby Stephens
Sidekick: Kuyperama
Translator: Alan Rickman
Bystander: AnneR
Semi-Clothed Protestors: Matt Dillon, Ralph & Joseph Fiennes, Ewan McGregor, Daniel D. Lewis
Okay, I think I can work out an almost-believable reason for semi-clothed protest - - they are protesting the use of sweatshop labor (there is conveniently a major clothing manufactuer's hq in the adjacent building) by going nearly naked.
Holy cow, I am taking all of this waaaaay too seriously!
