So, does anybody else have a little one who seems to make things disappear?
My boy's only 16 months old, but things have been going missing for MONTHS. One morning, I simply couldn't find my keys. This was before he was a year old, well before he was walking. I know they were in the house - I was still at home!
They have never turned up. I've clearned this house - from top-to-bottom, even cleaning for overnight guests - and never found them.

Bottles and sippy cups all go missing, constantly. Every once in a while I'll see him toting around some cup that I haven't seen in a while and, when I get it from him, it's full of DISGUSTING things, and all I can wonder is "OH MY! Did he DRINK any of that?"
Right now, I'm getting worried about a DVD I rented a few days ago. Can't find it! Eeek!
What the heck does he DO with this stuff?