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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #30 on: October 10, 2005, 08:36:56 PM »
Order groceries or furniture to be delivered. You will definitely go into labour that day.  Eating a really hot curry at the same time will help. And have a good shag.  ;D

hopefully the delivery driver doesn't walk in on you having a shag in a hot curry... :P
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #31 on: October 10, 2005, 09:18:43 PM »
I found that labor wasn't that bad...it was painful, but if you "embrace" the pain (tried to picture my cervix opening with each contraction) it is manageable. I didn't have any drugs (except for when I had c-section) and it is true...you WON'T remember the pain. With my second son, once I hit transition I just looked at my husband in disbelief and kept saying " I THOUGHT I remembered the pain...but now I REMEMBER exactly what this pain was!" If you DID really remember, you probably might stop at one...lol!

But, really...you'll be fine! Plus, you're stuck now...no where to go but through it!

Oh...I am getting so nostalgic and "jealous" right now! I'm really excited for you. It is an experience like no other so really "enjoy" it (I know that sounds silly!)


It's different for everyone and you will be allright.  But IF you find it's not possible to 'embrace' the pain, don't beat yourself up about it later.  It can be very hard to manage for some folks.

Sorry to be blunt, and I don't in ANY way mean to be negative, but personally I wish someone had been more honest w/me about pain I might feel in labour.  Again, I hope you're one of those fast deliveries.  But if not it will still be okay.

My daughter had a hand up next to her head and her face was sunny side up. 

It REALLY, REALLY hurt, so I was very thankful for the epidural. 

I was in labour for 24 hours.

I did end up needing forceps for delivery, her head was having trouble getting out b/c of her hand being in the way, but it wasn't the end of the world and she was healthy and normal and Mum recovered and moved on.

Go with how YOU feel and let your body be your guide.

Good luck!



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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #32 on: October 10, 2005, 09:47:18 PM »
hopefully the delivery driver doesn't walk in on you having a shag in a hot curry... :P

That's sure to jump start labor.
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #33 on: October 10, 2005, 09:52:53 PM »
That's sure to jump start labor.

yeah either one of you will be dropping a load... ;D
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #34 on: October 11, 2005, 01:13:39 AM »
Warning, this can give you the runs. Badly.

True, but.......you are definitely cleaned out when the pushing starts!!!! ;)

Just take ONE spoonful


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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #35 on: October 11, 2005, 01:47:32 AM »
I had a super fast delivery - 6 hours from first contraction to birth, and I wish it had been longer because Id have been in less pain. I basically had what felt like 1 6 hours long contraction and there was never any "down" time for me to be calm enough (or well enough) for drugs.

I think it is a good, good thing for women to be honest about labor and delivery. Some women have glorious times with it, others really struggle. 18 months later, I'm still struggling with mine, for various reasons.

At the end of the day, giving birth is a MASSIVE deal, and there are so many, many, many, variables . . . that I think the only thing that ever really helps going into it is relaxation and meditation. Calming yourself, being prepared emotionally for the unknown, for the wonderful new life you are bringing into the world... focusing more on the baby than how the baby will get here, because it WILL get here. :)

Easier said than done I know, been there myself, but your baby has its own little plan of how to get into the world, and in a large part you are just along for the ride. :) The weeks will seem like they've flown, and before you know it your little child will be 18 months, 3 years, walking - and you'll wonder where the time went. 
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #36 on: October 11, 2005, 09:37:16 AM »
Well...I wasn't trying to minimize the pain at all...which is why I said I thought that when I was describing the pain during my birth stories I was remembering correctly, but once back into the thick of things I was like "oh wow...how could anyone feel such  intense pain!" All three of my singletons were posterior (horrible back pain...long, long labor the first time with over six hours of pushing) and then one of the twins was breach...ended up having a c-section as they were 6 weeks early anyway.

I was just shy of 20 when I had my first son...so none of my friends had had children to tell me about what to expect. My mom told me a few days before going into labor about "don't be embarrassed when/if you have a bowel movement during the pushing...everything in front of the head has to come out!" I was like, THANKS for telling me this mom! I was a bit mortified, but glad to know ahead of time. No one would have told me if she hadn't, even if at the last minute.

It's all about blood, and poop, and grunting and sweating and swearing...why is it such a beautiful, mind-blowing, powerful experience?!


Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #37 on: October 11, 2005, 09:44:13 AM »
Eating a really hot curry at the same time will help. And have a good shag.  ;D
Well, Im not even prengnant but I think you just gave me a great idea for Friday night!  ;D


I ate quiche the night before I went into labor with Jack. I was just 38 weeks and schedule for a c/cestion the following day.


Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #38 on: October 11, 2005, 12:05:53 PM »
Eating a really hot curry at the same time will help. And have a good shag. ;D

I hate curry and I have no sex drive now that I have to "waddle" around everywhere and "roll" over to get up off the couch or bed ;) ......... lol.
I should start to annoy her by constantly poking my tummy hehe


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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #39 on: October 11, 2005, 12:22:36 PM »
I wonder if you can swallow some schoolwork that'll make her run out..it works with my daugther you put her school work on her desk in her room and she runs out of there like a demon!!
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #40 on: October 11, 2005, 12:39:17 PM »
I feel like I'm always gonna be pregnant lol. I always heard the saying "It will be the longest two weeks"
and now I know exactly what it means! I feel like I'm never gonna go into labor :P Any chance anyone knows of a definate way to go into labor soon? lol [smiley=help.gif]

I don't know about a definite way....but,  seaman can stimulate the cervix. I only found this out after i had my son...i think if i had known before i would have spent the last 2 weeks and the extra 10 days (Grrrrr ) shagging non stop. I guess some kids are just stubborn from the start lol  ;)

I'm sure you will be fine.

Stay safe
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #41 on: October 11, 2005, 12:43:37 PM »
as one of the Health visitors said when it's time it's time and she'll come out just relax get your head straight and enjoy the ride....
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #42 on: October 11, 2005, 02:58:28 PM »
I don't know about a definite way....but,  seaman can stimulate the cervix.
Stay safe
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Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #43 on: October 11, 2005, 03:00:54 PM »



maybe stare at the picture for a while perhaps it will work
But never fear, gentlemen; castration was really not the point of feminism, and we women are too busy eviscerating one another to take you on.


Re: Longest two weeks ever....
« Reply #44 on: October 11, 2005, 03:49:31 PM »



maybe stare at the picture for a while perhaps it will work
Blah! I would rather look at real semen!! LOL


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