PC Greetings

This arrived in my inbox recently. Thought I'd pass it on. 


Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an environmentally-conscious, socially-responsible, low- stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the Winter Solstice Holiday©, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not  to practice religious or secular traditions at all . . . and a fiscally-successful, personally-fulfilling, and medically-uncomplicated recognition of  the onset of the generally-accepted calendar year 2006, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, or sexual orientation of  the wishee. By accepting this greeting, you are accepting these terms: This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for her/himself or others, is void where prohibited by law, and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher.   This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent  holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement  of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher.

 

As a culturally sensitive social worker, professionally steeped in political correctness, I whole heartedly approve of this greeting!