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Paybacks a B****
« on: February 10, 2006, 02:43:11 PM »
Jennifer's wedding day was fast approaching.   Nothing could dampen her
excitement -- not even her parents' nasty divorce. Her mother had found
the PERFECT dress to wear and would be the best dressed
mother-of-the-bride ever!
 
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her father's new
young wife had bought the exact same dress!
 
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. "Absolutely not. I
look like a million bucks in this dress, and I'm wearing it," she
replied.
 
Jennifer told her mother who graciously said, "Never mind sweetheart.
I'll get another dress.  After all, it's your special day."
 
A few days later, they went shopping and did find another gorgeous
dress. When they stopped for lunch, Jennifer asked her mother, "Aren't
you going to return the other dress? You really don't have another
occasion where you could wear it."
 
Her mother just smiled and replied, "Of course I do, dear. I'm wearing
it to the rehearsal dinner the night before the wedding."
 
NOW I ASK YOU, IS THERE A WOMAN OUT THERE, ANYWHERE, WHO WOULDN'T ENJOY
THIS STORY?


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2006, 03:04:59 PM »
That's perfect!! ;D
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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2006, 03:07:00 PM »
Isn't it!  I loved it!


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2006, 06:52:42 PM »


???  I don't get it . . . is it a WASPy thing?
I know I'm late - where's the booze?


Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2006, 06:55:39 PM »
Seriously, you don't get it?


Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2006, 07:03:51 PM »
I like that  ;D
It seems the more subtle forms of payback can be the best sometimes hehe


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2006, 07:07:05 PM »

???  I don't get it . . . is it a WASPy thing?

I didn't get it the first time, either...think I read it too fast.

Just keep in mind that she has a stepmother and a biological mother.  ;)


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2006, 07:09:13 PM »
That is rich!  I would do the very thing, given the chance.  FAB-ulous!!


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #8 on: February 10, 2006, 07:28:23 PM »
Seriously, you don't get it?

Seriously, I really didn't!

I didn't get it the first time, either...think I read it too fast.

Just keep in mind that she has a stepmother and a biological mother.  ;)

Ahhh!! Yeah, I did the same thing!
I know I'm late - where's the booze?


Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #9 on: February 10, 2006, 07:31:01 PM »
You can't think I would post something that does not make sense can you.  (Don't answer that) :P

This is something I would do in a heartbeat!


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #10 on: February 10, 2006, 07:34:03 PM »
You can't think I would post something that does not make sense can you.  (Don't answer that) :P

Nah . . . it was just my lazy reading style!  :D
I know I'm late - where's the booze?


Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #11 on: February 10, 2006, 07:38:28 PM »
loved it!  I just sent it to my girlfriend who is planning her wedding!  We both had a good giggle!  Thanks for posting Stacey! ;D


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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #12 on: February 10, 2006, 08:13:32 PM »
Hehehe....... I bet the young new wife was pissed :P  I would have done the same thing.

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Re: Paybacks a B****
« Reply #13 on: February 11, 2006, 12:26:51 AM »
Don't f*** with a 1st Wife! (I'm one!)  ;) ;D
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