Never argue with a woman

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Subject: Never argue with a woman


PURE CLASS...

One morning a husband returns after several hours of fishing

and decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife

decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors,

and reads her book.

Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside

the woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"

"Reading a book," she replies, (thinking, "Isn't that obvious?")

"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.

"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing. I'm reading."

"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could

start at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."

"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault,"

says the woman.

"But I haven't even touched you," says the game warden.

"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know

you could start at any moment."

"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.

MORAL: Never argue with a woman who reads. It's likely she can also think.

Likely, but...

  lol!! Great post. 

That's too funny!  I really needed a good laugh today, thanks!