apologies if it's a repost!....
A first-grade teacher, Ms Carmen, bit of a stunner was having trouble with one
of her little students. she asked the boy, what is your problem??
The little Boy answers, 'I'm too smart for the first-grade. My sister is in the
third-grade and I'm smarter than she is ! I think I should be in the
third-grade too!'
Ms Carmen had enough of this and she took him to the principal's office.
While the boy waited in the outer office, the teacher explained to the
principal what the situation was. The principal told Ms Carmen he'd
give the boy a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the first-grade and behave.
The Little was brought in and the conditions were explained to him and he
agreed to take the test.
Principal: What is 3 x 3 ?
Boy: 9.
Principal: What is 6 x 6 ?
Boy : 36.
And so it went on, with every question the principal thought a third-grade
should know. The principal looks at Ms Carmen and tells her, I think
this little guy can go to the third-grade.
Ms carman says to the principal, I have some of my own questions.
Can I ask him ?
The principal and the little boy both agree.
Ms Carmen asks, What does a cow have four of that I have only two of?
Boy: after a moment, Legs.
Ms Carmen : What is in your pants that you have but I do not have ?
Boy : Pockets.
Ms Carmen : What starts with a C and ends with a T, is hairy, oval,
delicious, and contains a thin whitish liquid?
Boy.: Coconut
Ms Carmen : What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft And sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could stop the
answer, the little boy was taking charge.
Boy: Bubblegum
Ms Carmen : Now I will ask some 'Who am I' sort of questions, okay?
Boy: Yep.
Ms Carmen : You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me
up. I get wet before you do.
Boy: Tent
Ms Neelam: A finger goes in me. You fiddle with me when you're bored.
The best man always has me first.
The Principal was looking rather restless, a bit tense and took one large shot of his secret stash
of vodka!
Boy: Wedding Ring
Ms Carmen : I come in many sizes. When I'm not well, I drip. When you
blow me, you feel good.
Boy: Nose
Ms Carmen : I have a stiff shaft. My tip penetrates. I come with a
quiver.
Boy: Arrow
Ms Carmen : What word star ts with an 'F' and ends in 'K' that means
lot of heat and excitement ?
Boy: Firetruck
Ms Carmen : What word starts with a 'F' and ends in 'K' & if u dont get
it u have to use ur hand.
Boy: Fork
Ms Carmen : What is it that all men have one of it. It's longer on
some men than on others, the pope doesn't use his and a man gives it to his
wife after they are married ?
Boy: Surname
Ms Carmen : What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots
of veins, likes pumping, & is responsible for making love ?
Boy: Heart
The principal breathed a sigh of relief and said to the teacher, Send
this kid to College, I got the last ten damn questions wrong myself !
