Just heard this one on the radio.
A tourist was asked about the service provided by a travel company upon his return to the U.K. from a trip to Jamaica.
His answer: "O.K., but I wouldn't use them again. It took 9 hours to get there, but the Americans I talked to while there said it only took them 3 hours."
I can't help wondering whether anyone so stupid should be traveling without a chaperon!
