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LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« on: November 02, 2006, 11:33:07 AM »
Shipwrecked & how different people react

    On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by a shipwreck:

          2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman

          2 French men and 1 French woman

          2 German men and 1 German woman

          2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman

          2 English men and 1 English woman

          2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman

          2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman

          2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman

          2 American men and 1 American woman

          2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman

    One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:

    One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.

    The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.

    The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.

    The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.

    The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, and another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.

    The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.

    The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores.

    The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.

    The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky.

    The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #1 on: November 02, 2006, 12:08:49 PM »
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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #2 on: November 02, 2006, 12:26:44 PM »
omg... have I mentioned my mother lately?   [smiley=laugh4.gif]  This is too funny! 


Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #3 on: November 02, 2006, 12:34:32 PM »
did i miss the 2 english men and 1 english woman in the second half?

very funny!!


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« Reply #4 on: November 02, 2006, 12:35:36 PM »
The two English men are still waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.

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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #5 on: November 02, 2006, 12:37:42 PM »
That is hilarious!
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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #7 on: November 02, 2006, 01:05:00 PM »
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That's great!


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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #8 on: November 02, 2006, 04:54:04 PM »
oh I was expecting the two  English men would spend the day complaining about the amount of foreigners on the island while the one English woman started a holiday romance with the two Bulgarian men :-X

that's cute ;D
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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #9 on: November 02, 2006, 05:49:15 PM »
oh I was expecting the two of the English men would spend the day complaining about the amount of foreigners on the island while the one English woman started a holiday romance with the two Bulgarian men :-X
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Re: LOL - warning may not be PC, but it's funny anyway!
« Reply #10 on: November 02, 2006, 06:43:15 PM »
I think what would actually happen with the two Englishmen is something like this:

Man #1:  "We really should do something to get us all off this island."
Man #2:  "Yes, but we mustn't act hastily. We need to consider all options carefully."

Six months later:

Man #1: "Have we decided upon anything for getting away yet?"
Man #2: "Still working out the possibilities.  We don't want to rush into anything."

A year later, when the volcano is about to engulf the whole island in molten lava:

In unison: "Well, we could have done something, but I think it might be too late now."

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